Chapter 1 Page 15 - February 21st, 2011, 7:48 pm
Chapter 1 Page 15
Relict
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[Posted by relapse on February 23rd, 2011, 2:13 pm]

Yay! A new character! :D


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on February 23rd, 2011, 4:04 pm]

Wizard want robot!


[Posted by vinzo1309 on March 4th, 2011, 9:07 am]

robots have nuts... ha


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 6th, 2011, 7:06 pm]

the lag time between updates is now making me ever-so-nervous...

xo


[Posted by relapse on March 12th, 2011, 11:53 pm]

:(


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on March 13th, 2011, 9:18 pm]

...*poke*


[Posted by Rollkran on March 15th, 2011, 2:16 pm]

Dun worry guys, it's just on a break.


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 16th, 2011, 9:26 pm]

we worry. lots.


Alfred E Newman [Posted by Thrudd (Guest) on March 17th, 2011, 10:51 am]

What? Me worry?

If we didn't worry then that would mean we didn't care and ergo we would not be posting / checking the site. Ergo we would walk away, never to browse again.


[Posted by relapse on March 18th, 2011, 12:34 am]

Ergo


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 21st, 2011, 10:47 pm]

leggo my ergo!


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on March 22nd, 2011, 1:27 am]

Ergo! A delicious part of this unbalanced comment!
E.R.G.O.
Edible Robot Grapples Obstruction!
VISUALIZE IT!!!


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 23rd, 2011, 7:32 pm]

have y'all noticed that we get weirder as the wait grows longer? Maybe that's why we are subjected to this particular hell...

PS I enjoy my Ergo as a delicious snack before bed! <-- please read this in that voice that only moms in commercials have. Ugh.


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on March 24th, 2011, 12:56 am]

The best time for this amazing droid to function! And what better way to start tomorrow than unobstructed!
ERGO™
Magic and Technology bringing you a better bowel!


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 24th, 2011, 2:15 pm]

god. I was not thinking of THAT kind of obstruction. But I am now. Ummmmm... thanks?


[Posted by Winston Churchill on March 24th, 2011, 9:14 pm]

Do you want to feel ERGONOMIC* like never before?
Even Rene Descartes said: "Cogito ERGO buy!" - I think and therefore I buy an ERGO! He was right although he was French.
So buy ERGO today or it will buy you tomorrow!

*Ergo is not actually ergonomically designed; furthermore it shouldn't be eaten, touched or looked at without protective clothing.


What hath I wrought this past fortnight? [Posted by Thrudd (Guest) on March 28th, 2011, 12:07 pm]

Yikes - See kids! This is what happens when you do not have enough Caffeine and sugar in the morning.

In Russia ERGO™ Buys you!

Be good to your Colon and have ERGO™ every morning with a glass of Malk.

[ A challenge while we wait for the next installment - name the two show clips this statement is inspired by ]


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on March 30th, 2011, 6:14 am]

And where exactly can I buy this "Malk"?


that's it. I am going to make rude noises now. [Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on March 30th, 2011, 7:11 pm]

Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


don't say you weren't warned.


[Posted by relapse on March 30th, 2011, 7:20 pm]

It better be a badass robot.


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on April 3rd, 2011, 11:46 pm]

If this keeps up, I'm going to tap into the deepest pools of my own unused stupidity and randomness and create my own Comic/Robonika/Home Repair/Limb Reattachment/My butt on a copier.
And I'll post links here!
And it'll all be on YOU.
That's right, it'll be all your fault. Can you live with yourself? Can you live with that horror?ಪ ಪ


[Posted by relapse on April 4th, 2011, 2:13 am]

I would subscribe to that.


TOTALLY [Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on April 4th, 2011, 3:20 pm]

please do? pretty please? Pretty please with a penguin on top?


Real Southern Cooking [Posted by Thrudd on April 6th, 2011, 8:30 am]

mm,mmm ... and Penguins taste just like chicken. [another old toon quote]

Answers to previous quiz.
Why are my bones so brittle? I have been drinking plenty of Malk? ... is from a Simpsons episode where the school was cutting corners on the food budget - A Halloween episode at that.
Be Good to your Colon - is from Fairy Odd Parents.


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on April 8th, 2011, 2:09 pm]

everything tastes like chicken. Even chicken!


[Posted by relapse on April 9th, 2011, 5:37 pm]

I don't really care for chicken.


[Posted by Winston Churchill on April 10th, 2011, 8:12 am]

Not just any chicken, penguin tastes like robot-chicken from outer-space!


[Posted by Arcanus Raisin Branus (Guest) on April 11th, 2011, 1:24 am]

Ok Im actually going to try to make that comic-but dont expect it soon-my art not go on paperz!
I say pecil draw-it no draw. Me angry-then sad. Know what I mean?


[Posted by Princess Sunshine (Guest) on April 13th, 2011, 3:41 pm]

YAY! While I can't relate to artistic angst (unless it is like sheer laziness, which I possess in vast quantities) I look forward to the forthcoming comic with patience. Of a sort.


[Posted by relapse on April 13th, 2011, 4:10 pm]

I'm with the Princess on this one.


[Posted by S-Ranker on April 17th, 2011, 5:21 pm]

Yup... any minute now...


*grumble* [Posted by Princess Sunshine Dammit (Guest) on April 19th, 2011, 9:04 am]

gripe. moan. complain. whine.

that is all.


[Posted by Rollkran on April 19th, 2011, 2:00 pm]

imminent return.

P.S. I can't believe some of you guys check and leave comments, there should be a medal for that.


The Gumbles [Posted by Thrudd on April 19th, 2011, 2:19 pm]

Meet George Grumbles (to the Jetson intro theme)
His Boy Complain.
Daughter Whiner.
Moan his wife
His dog The B*****
....
That is all (trumpet fanfare + xylophone)

================================

I dobt anyone would go to all the trouble of making a medal but a snazzy bit of art that we could self make into buttons or dog-tags and such would be cool. (I'm thinking artcows for those - just add your own ribbon)


[Posted by relapse on April 20th, 2011, 3:34 am]

I check multiple times a day.


Still checking [Posted by Thrudd on May 4th, 2011, 1:28 pm]

I think we have divergent definitions of the word "immanent". So what did get broken anyways, if I may ask?

Oh, and here is a link to the page for the tags and other doo-dads http://www.artscow.com/photo-gifts/cat0509
That dog bone would make a neeto wrench


still. fucking. waiting. [Posted by Princess Sunshine Dammit (Guest) on May 8th, 2011, 5:46 pm]

hi.

:: waves ::


also... [Posted by Princess Sunshine Dammit (Guest) on May 8th, 2011, 5:47 pm]

Thrudd, I like your song!!!


[Posted by Winston Churchill on May 10th, 2011, 12:19 pm]

I hope it will be a penguin-robot with a silly accent who lives in Penny's fridge.


[Posted by relapse on May 12th, 2011, 1:41 pm]

Winston Churchill is adorable.


[Posted by relapse on May 26th, 2011, 11:03 pm]

Any day now, I'm sure of it.


Blip ..... Blip ...... Blip ...... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Posted by Thrudd on June 8th, 2011, 2:40 pm]

Where is a defibrillator when you need one?


New Site! [Posted by Rollkran on June 11th, 2011, 4:18 pm]

New Site, go visit it. New page is up as well.

http://penny.smackjeeves.com/


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